Trump’s Crypto Dinner Guests Admit They’re Trying to Buy Him Off

Surprisingly predictable news: Individuals who spent millions to attend Trump’s extravagant cryptocurrency dinner did so to influence the president’s financial policies in their favor.

Vincent Liu, Chief Investment Officer of Taiwanese crypto firm Kronos Research, shared his intent to express his views at the dinner event. The dinner, held at Trump’s private golf club in northern Virginia, gathered the top 220 holders of the president’s meme coin crypto following a lucrative auction. Protesters outside the venue voiced their disapproval as attendees arrived.

The gala was advertised as the “most EXCLUSIVE INVITATION in the world,” with top buyers gaining entry to the event. While some high-profile figures like Lamar Odom were present, guests were left somewhat dissatisfied with the experience. Odom, a former NBA player, expressed excitement about the event but later criticized the quality of the food.

Guests, including top buyer Justin Sun and Lamar Odom, were present, but Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt declined to disclose the full list of attendees. Critics have slammed Trump’s cryptocurrency venture as a conflict of interest, blurring the lines between public office and personal business.

In other news, Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency reportedly employs a glitchy AI chatbot, Grok, to sift through sensitive government data, raising concerns about conflicts of interest and privacy.

Additionally, Representative Tim Burchett’s remarks on masculinity and straw usage drew online ridicule, highlighting conservative views on gender norms.

Moreover, Harvard University is taking legal action against the Trump administration over the revocation of its ability to enroll international students, citing violations of the law and the First Amendment.

Lastly, the Trump administration faces criticism over its spending bill and tax cuts, with concerns raised about the impact on federal spending and the national debt. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent defended the bill’s economic projections in the face of mounting debt concerns.